For once, I do a meme

1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Day of the Month? Coolest is probably Ferlinghetti. Nobody I know of shares the day and year. Closest is 4 years prior with Peyton Manning.

2. Where was your first kiss?
On the steps of the Vatican.

3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
No.

4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Yes, but they always wanted it.

5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
No.

6. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Depends on the angle, but usually tits, ass or legs. Faces rarely grab me, though occasionally they do.

7. What really turns you on?
Did you want that alphabetized or grouped by number of participants? Seriously, women turn me on. Anything they do merely turns me on more.

8. What do you order at Starbucks? Dunkin' Dounts?
Mocha, chocolate glazed.

9. What is your biggest mistake?
Probably dropping out of HS and skipping college. Not because of what I didn't learn in those, but that I failed to learn the value of some pieces of paper over others.

10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Nothing more than occasionally punching something harder than my first, or banging my head into a wall in frustration.

11. Say something totally random about yourself.
My body hair is three different colors.

12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Uncounted masses have said bill gates. I cut my hair to fix that. Then I got a lot of Anthony Michael Hall (usually when he played Bill Gates). I used to wear my hair in such a way that I got the occasional Ross from Friends.

13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Sure, but usually whilst inebriated.

14. Did you have braces?
Yes, twice. And various other orthodontic gear.

15. Are you comfortable with your height?
Depends on how low the ceilings are.

16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
I'll wuss out and say marry me. In the next six months this might change. *wink wink nudge nudge*

17. When do you know it's love?
When your happiness is inextricably linked to that of another. Also when you're unable to desire a future without that person. I can easily imagine a future without my love, but I'd really rather not.

18. Do you speak any other languages?
Human languages spoken in everyday life? No.
Human languages spoken purely for fun? Yes.
Computer languages? Yes.

19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Define 'been'.

20. What magazines do you read?
2600, InfoWeek, Car&Driver, Motortrend, High Times, Martha Stewart Living, Gourmet

21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Sure, plenty of times.

22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yes, in several senses. Both relatives and close friends.

23. Do you watch mtv?
Very very rarely.

24. What's something that really annoys you?
Hypocrisy and ignorance are my main ones.

25. What's something you really like?
Sex

26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
No

27. Can you dance?
Not really.

28. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
Somewhere around 36 hours.

29. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Yes, though I have no recollection of it.

30. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Yes, though I always feel odd doing so.